billy ray valentine, gangsta of love

January 30, 2006

Benjamin and I intercepted a package in the mail the other day destined for Billy Ray which contained a couple polaroids of what appears to be a secret lover. Evidentially he has been carrying on a long distance relationship for the past year or so that he never told us about. The lucky bitch is Ms. Nea Dillmore, she’s currently living in Colorado with her mother Meghan. Not sure exactly what kind of dog she is, but she looks just like Billy but with big ass ears. And, judging by the second picture, you can see why she’s William’s kind of bitch.

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One Response to “billy ray valentine, gangsta of love”

  1. Saad Says:

    i always nea was 2-timing leon.


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