Billy Ray inspired by TV ad, currently updating resume

January 19, 2006

After seeing a Taco John’s ad during the IU game last week, william was struck by the famous duo of Whiplash the Monkey and his trusted dog.
“That’s easy money,” William muttered as he asked Ben to help him update his resume. “F this S….I’m going to Hollywood! See you suckas in Hell!” What actually went to Hell was Billy’s plan… reality came crashing in when he realized he can’t open a door, get on a bus, or spend more than five minutes in the presence of a small furry animal without humping it.

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One Response to “Billy Ray inspired by TV ad, currently updating resume”

  1. sheikh Says:

    billy would be so much cooler if he always had a monkey with him. then again, who wouldn’t be cooler with a monkey?


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