Billy’s cousin Fritz breaks paw playing fetch, reportedly popping painkillers like Rush Limbaugh

January 19, 2006

Fritz Alexander Weghorst, seen here passed out in an Oxycotin-induced haze, has been hobbling around the streets of Pleasant Ridge since breaking his little paw last week. Doc says he can’t play with billy for 6-8 weeks. Fritz has been depressed because all he wants to do is frolic in the fields, letting his ears flop through the wind.

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