jon greene “sick of working for the man,” declares himself eligible for NFL draft

January 11, 2006

Roscoe Village native jon greene held a press conference this week, declaring himself eligible for the 2006 NFL draft. “Yeah, yeah, Reggie Bush this, Reggie Bush that. I may not be drafted in the first round, but I guarantee you I can run the 40 faster than that piece of crap Clarett. And you won’t be finding me in a McDonalds pulling out my 9mm like that moron Marcus Vick. I guarantee you I’ll be drafted higher than him.” When the floor was opened to questions, Jon quickly excused himself, claiming he was running late to a filming for his new Bowflex commercial.

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