winter storm hits chicago, billy not sure where to poo

December 8, 2005

the first big snowstorm to hit the midwest this winter is moving across the US, and it dumped over seven inches of snow in the big city. william was excited at first, running around in the powder and howling with joy.
william continued his exploration of the snow, eating mouthful after mouthful of the delicious white delicacy.

but william’s carefree frolics soon turned to frustration when he realized he had to take a massive smash but couldn’t figure out how to execute the maneuver. willie lamented “i tried to squat, but the damn snow was so high I couldn’t get any leverage.”

he later gave up and pooped in the freshly plowed street. big city bill, so resourceful.

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One Response to “winter storm hits chicago, billy not sure where to poo”

  1. Saad Says:

    nice work bill


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