Billy Ray unhappy with “the man”

December 7, 2005

Billy Ray, rarely one to voice his political leanings, was overheard complaining about the city of Chicago’s decision to enact a smoking ban.

“Great. Now all of my roommates’ ahole friends are going to be hanging out on the porch smoking cigarettes instead of going to the local pub and giving me some peace and quiet. I should just go live with Saad. With him doing nothing but watching America’s Next Top Model and shopping for pillow shams, at least I’d be able to sleep easier.”

Billy took out his displeasure with the man by peeing on every street sign possible.

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One Response to “Billy Ray unhappy with “the man””

  1. Saad Says:

    billy looks older when he smokes


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