man in queer looking shirt surprised by drive-by goosing

November 27, 2005

at a party at 2421 n clybourn, bucktown native jeff jones wore one of his staple “i’m too cool to dress normal” shirts. however, as he was buying the shirt pictured above at a local vintage clothing store on milwaukee ave, jeff made a grave misjudgement. he wanted to buy a shirt that says “hey, i won’t conform to you fratboys and your striped shirts. i am a worldly and well travelled man.” clearly jeffrey misfired on this purchase. when questioned for a motive after the goosing was caught on camera, elburn resident matt hanson said “shit man, you wear a shirt like that you’re just askin’ to get a goosing here or there. i was just doing my part.”


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