willie b tricked by life-sized statues

November 26, 2005

on a recent stroll through roscoe village, young william was “confused as hell” upon encountering several life-sized replicas in eccentric roscoe village. his first encounter was a stone dog, which he first barked at and subsequently tried to hump. his second encounter was with a full sized replica of a roman soldier, complete with sword and shield. what the hell something like that is doing on someone’s front porch was confusing to enough to a human, let alone to uneducated, unemployed, poor old bill. after unsuccessfully begging for treats for five minutes, billy promptly gave up and peed on the statue’s shield. gotta love roscoe village.


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