Billy Ray up to old tricks – raids trash can and steals loaf of bread

October 23, 2005


after nearly four years of showing relative restraint when left home alone, billy returned to his old college ways at 320 s. grant and raided the kitchen while his owners were at the my morning jacket concert. included in his binge were a week-old piece of bbq chicken pizza and a half-eaten cheeseburger. the real prize of william’s pilfering was a loaf of french bread from the counter in the kitchen. we did not realize until the next day that one of the two loaves was missing and unaccounted for. at least the little bastard was kind enough to leave us one loaf for our chili.

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One Response to “Billy Ray up to old tricks – raids trash can and steals loaf of bread”

  1. sheikh Says:

    yes, i’m sure billy somehow magically pulled the bag with the two loaves off the counter, sat and politely nibbled on one, then replaced the other loaf – in its original packaging – unscathed.


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