Roscoe Village Man Tries To Wed Pujols Rookie Card

October 18, 2005


Dave Anderson, of Roscoe Village, woke up this morning ready for the biggest day of his life only to find out that Billy Ray had eaten his fiance. Dave was later seen following Billy Ray around the house with a Dominick’s plastic bag. Billy Ray could not be reached for comment.

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